Principles of Yoga
by Jim Catapano
As you know, I am an avid student of the intense and violent martial art known as Yoga (pronounced “cheez-bur-grr”). Many have asked, “Jim, what’s Yoga like?” Well, now that I have this forum on the World Wide Net I thought I’d give you a primer on the basics.
1. Yoga was invented in 1968 by Dr. Timothy Leary (father of Dennis Leary from that show about the red truck). Dr. Leary invented the ancient art as a supplement to his LSD practice. His philosophy: “Turn it on, Drop it In, Yoga it up.”
2. Yoga is a Sanskrit word meaning “My body can do amazing things. Wanna buy me a drink?”
3. Yoga is about bringing the “Chaka” into alignment with the Nannies and
