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Swami’s Angels: A New Bite Size Video

 

 

 

Sanskrit Back: The Music Video

Click on the link below to see the video. Yay!


 

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Fun Stuff

Big Gay Ice Cream Truck T-shirt

Big Gay Ice Cream Truck T-shirt

Miss Bite Size bought an awesome fun T-shirt to support her friend, Doug in his quest to spread much joy via his ice cream truck.


Stories of fun adventures aboard Big Gay Ice Cream Truck will follow soon. Meanwhile, check out www.biggayicecreamtruck.com!

Dating Guru

By Dayle Pivetta

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Have you recently found yourself fretting over which yoga outfit you’re going to wear to practice, how your pants make your butt look in down dog, or if your favorite mala brings out your eyes, or just makes you look fat?  You’re not alone- you have a yoga crush… who hasn’t?  And probably, not just with any yogi, but with your favorite yoga teacher!  Never fear, the dating guru is here!  Read more »

Yoga Class No-Nos

By Jim Catapano


As a follow-up to last month’s article on Asana Etiquette, here is a supplement list of things you absolutely should NOT ever do.



DO NOT:


- Suck your thumb during Happy Baby Pose

Not a therapy session!

Not a therapy session!


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Ask Ganesh

 
Hi, I'm Ganesh. Ask me something.
Hi, I’m Ganesh. Ask me something.



Ganesh, MD,  RYT,  PYT,  is the powerful god of good fortune, a patrondeity of the arts, and the lord of beginnings. He puts obstacles in your path so that you may learn from them, and then takes them away (when he remembers to). He is also a licensed therapist and teaches Vinyasa  Yoga to special needs populations…specifically, Yoga students with elephant heads.











Happy May everyone! They say April Showers bring May Flowers. Unfortunately, I have Hay Fever and with a trunk like mine? I have to stay clear of outdoor activities for a  few weeks, or risk showering everyone with snot. Although some people do like that. Because Read more »

Yoga Text Message Shorthand And Emoticons

By Jim Catapano and Bo Chang


OSSSO        Om Shanti Shanti Shanti Om

PS        Patanjali’s Sutras

NTE        Namaste

BBL        Back Bending Later?

LMAO        Laughing My Asana Off

OOL        Oming Out Loud Read more »

The Obamas Adopt a Yoga Teacher Named Bo

By Miss Bite Size


The Obama administration’s long search is over. The President’s promise to Sasha and Malia has finally been fulfilled. The White House announced today that the new yoga teacher to the First Family is Bo Read more »

Editorial: I Am Going To Be The Most Powerful Yogi Ever

As transcribed by Jim Catapano after an indepth interview (I think)


Anakin Skywalker

An Editorial by Anakin Skywalker, CYT


I was chosen to learn the ways of the Yogi when I was just a small, annoying little boy with a punchbowl hairdo.


My guru, we’ll just call him “Chuck” instead of his real name (Swami Billo O’Riley, 257 West 57th Street, Apt. 2Z, please no menus) found me on the boardwalk in Long Beach, where I impressed everyone by standing on my head while simultaneously singing the theme to “Charles In Charge” in its entirety. Chuck told me that the “Sutras” were strong in me. It was originally thought that these were the foundational texts of yoga, but we have since learned that “Sutras” are actually Read more »

A little Sanskrit help from Justin’ Timberlake

By Jim Catapano


Sanskrit Back


I’m bringing Sanskrit back
Them other yogis don’t know how to act
I think you’re special bending behind your back
So twist around and Ill give you a strap.


Take em’ to the Bridge Pose!

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