The Obama administration’s long search is over. The President’s promise to Sasha and Malia has finally been fulfilled. The White House announced today that the new yoga teacher to the First Family is Bo, a New York based yogini and a founding member of Bite Size Yoga.

In response to the criticism from animal rescue group for selecting a purebred Portuguese Water Dog rather than a shelter dog, the President chose Bo, the yoga teacher who is a first generation immigrant and a member of a minority group, Angry Yogis (not to be confused with The Dark Side school of yoga founded by Anakin Skywalker, CYT).

“Well, we got a dog named Bo, so we thought why not continue with the theme and get a yoga teacher named Bo as well,” said the First Lady. “It gets a little confusing when we call Bo at meal times, but the other Bo doesn’t seem to mind showing up at the same time. In fact, the other Bo rushes over when the secret service takes Bo out for a walk. It’s really endearing when both Bo’s start humping Agent Tim’s legs…well, I’m not sure how Agent Tim’s wife feels about that.”

In addition to teaching the first family a whole bunch of yoga poses, chants, meditation and fun things one can do with 2 yoga straps, a neti pot and a dozen bindis, Bo plans to write an epic techno musical about the Lincoln Memorial’s secret life as a Trance Dance hot spot for the House Committee on Ways and Means to jump-start her Bollywood career.