Editorial: I Am Going To Be The Most Powerful Yogi Ever
As transcribed by Jim Catapano after an indepth interview (I think)
An Editorial by Anakin Skywalker, CYT
I was chosen to learn the ways of the Yogi when I was just a small, annoying little boy with a punchbowl hairdo.
My guru, we’ll just call him “Chuck” instead of his real name (Swami Billo O’Riley, 257 West 57th Street, Apt. 2Z, please no menus) found me on the boardwalk in Long Beach, where I impressed everyone by standing on my head while simultaneously singing the theme to “Charles In Charge” in its entirety. Chuck told me that the “Sutras” were strong in me. It was originally thought that these were the foundational texts of yoga, but we have since learned that “Sutras” are actually Read more »
