By JCat

As a follow-up to last month’s article on Asana Etiquette, here is a supplement list of things you absolutely should NOT ever do.

DO NOT:

- Suck your thumb during Happy Baby Pose

Not a therapy session!

- Scratch your behind and munch on a banana during Hanumanasana

Please, don't pick it.

- Use Forward Fold as an opportunity to clip your toenails

Gross, anyone?

- Wiggle your tongue like Gene Simmons during Lion’s Breath Pranayama

Um...yeah.

- When the teacher asks if there are any requests, say, “Can we do some Yoga?”

- Refer to a Savasana Adjustment as a “Happy Ending.”

- Forget to tell the teacher at the start of class that you’re pregnant. (If you get pregnant DURING class, no such warning is needed.)

ALSO GOOD TO REMEMBER:

Props-

Strap, Eye Pillow, Block = GOOD

Ball Gag, Gimp Mask = BAD

Sounds-

When your teacher invites you to make any sound you want, this is not an invitation to hum the Batman theme.