A little Sanskrit help from Justin’ Timberlake
By Jim Catapano
Sanskrit Back
I’m bringing Sanskrit back
Them other yogis don’t know how to act
I think you’re special bending behind your back
So twist around and Ill give you a strap.
Take em’ to the Bridge Pose!
Knees Chest Chin babe
Or Chaturanga
I’m your Asana slave
I’ll let you adjust me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me OM this way
Take em’ to the Corpse Pose!
[Chorus]
Fold it girl!
(Uttanasana)
Eagle arms!
(Garudasana)
Half Moon Yo!
(Ardha Chandrasana)
Take a Seat!
(Utkattasana)
Lunge up High!
(Anjaneyasana)
Intense side stretch!
(Parsvottonasana)
And get your sanskrit on!
I”m bringing Sanskrit back
Your alignments looking out of whack
When youre in Camel better watch your back
Girl invertings just like smoking crack
Cobra Pose!
(Bhujangasana)
Take a Shoulder Stand
(Sarvangasana)
Hinge that hip!
(Trikonasana)
????
(Bhuja Pindasana)
Meet me in Childs Pose,
AWW YEAH
April 6th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
And my personal favorite-
Grabasana
co/JF@Sonicyoga ;0)
April 6th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Grabasana got me thrown out of Jivamukti! Let’s just say I…misunderstood.
JCat
April 6th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
They just don’t get you, JCat. Don’t be discouraged. There’s a place for Grabasana. Keep practicing!
April 7th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Brilliant! just brilliant!
April 9th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Dude, we need to release this single PRONTO. I’m seeing spandex, and lotus flowers, and eventually MTV videos in between horrible reality tv shows.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Wanna be in the video? — Miss Bite Size
April 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
An actual production of this song is looking extremely likely!
April 13th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
This is my favorite song. Ever. I like it better than Pirates of Penzance.