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A little Sanskrit help from Justin’ Timberlake

By Jim Catapano


Sanskrit Back


I’m bringing Sanskrit back
Them other yogis don’t know how to act
I think you’re special bending behind your back
So twist around and Ill give you a strap.


Take em’ to the Bridge Pose!


Knees Chest Chin babe
Or Chaturanga
I’m your Asana slave
I’ll let you adjust me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me OM this way


Take em’ to the Corpse Pose!


[Chorus]
Fold it girl!
(Uttanasana)
Eagle arms!
(Garudasana)
Half Moon Yo!
(Ardha Chandrasana)
Take a Seat!
(Utkattasana)
Lunge up High!
(Anjaneyasana)
Intense side stretch!
(Parsvottonasana)
And get your sanskrit on!


I”m bringing Sanskrit back
Your alignments looking out of whack
When youre in Camel better watch your back
Girl invertings just like smoking crack


Cobra Pose!
(Bhujangasana)
Take a Shoulder Stand
(Sarvangasana)
Hinge that hip!
(Trikonasana)
????
(Bhuja Pindasana)
Meet me in Childs Pose,
AWW YEAH


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8 Responses to “A little Sanskrit help from Justin’ Timberlake”

  1. shelley adelle Says:

    And my personal favorite-

    Grabasana

    co/JF@Sonicyoga ;0)

  2. admin Says:

    Grabasana got me thrown out of Jivamukti! Let’s just say I…misunderstood.

    JCat

  3. admin Says:

    They just don’t get you, JCat. Don’t be discouraged. There’s a place for Grabasana. Keep practicing!

  4. Veronica Says:

    Brilliant! just brilliant!

  5. Antesa Says:

    Dude, we need to release this single PRONTO. I’m seeing spandex, and lotus flowers, and eventually MTV videos in between horrible reality tv shows.

  6. admin Says:

    Wanna be in the video? — Miss Bite Size

  7. comment comment comment Says:

    An actual production of this song is looking extremely likely!

  8. Debbie Says:

    This is my favorite song. Ever. I like it better than Pirates of Penzance.

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