Archive for April, 2009

The Obamas Adopt a Yoga Teacher Named Bo

By Miss Bite Size


The Obama administration’s long search is over. The President’s promise to Sasha and Malia has finally been fulfilled. The White House announced today that the new yoga teacher to the First Family is Bo Read more »

Balls, Not Just For Bouncing

By Kristin Auble


The other day my physical therapist tells me; “Your balls are your best friend, they’re easy to carry and you can use them anytime.” And he is absolutely right! His words really got me thinking, why be so selfish with my balls? Shouldn’t everyone be able to enjoy them? Yes! Yes, they should! So it is with great pleasure that I introduce you to my balls. ENJOY!


First some simple instructions.

Editorial: I Am Going To Be The Most Powerful Yogi Ever

As transcribed by Jim Catapano after an indepth interview (I think)


Anakin Skywalker

An Editorial by Anakin Skywalker, CYT


I was chosen to learn the ways of the Yogi when I was just a small, annoying little boy with a punchbowl hairdo.


My guru, we’ll just call him “Chuck” instead of his real name (Swami Billo O’Riley, 257 West 57th Street, Apt. 2Z, please no menus) found me on the boardwalk in Long Beach, where I impressed everyone by standing on my head while simultaneously singing the theme to “Charles In Charge” in its entirety. Chuck told me that the “Sutras” were strong in me. It was originally thought that these were the foundational texts of yoga, but we have since learned that “Sutras” are actually Read more »

Ah!sana

From: Miss Bite Size

To: Our daaah-ling readers (as opposed to Our Dear Leader),


Super lovely Shelley Adelle shared her practice of Tadasana (Mountain Pose) with Bite Size. Yay! Thanks to Shelley!


Shelley’s Tadasana Read more »

A little Sanskrit help from Justin’ Timberlake

By Jim Catapano


Sanskrit Back


I’m bringing Sanskrit back
Them other yogis don’t know how to act
I think you’re special bending behind your back
So twist around and Ill give you a strap.


Take em’ to the Bridge Pose!

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